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A person who is continously making "Biological Warfare" gas from his ass.
The Kelvinator is killing me with his poison gas.
The wrinkly skin that separates the scrotum into the left and right hemispheres. Also known as the ballseam.
I forgot to wear underwear and the zipper caught my kelvin.
A man who loses the ability to speak around attractive women. A kelvin feels like an "absolute zero" when confronted by a hottie. Similar to melvin.
Joe: Check out that hottie over there!
Kelvin: Wow!
Hottie: Hi guys. What's up?
Kelvin: Uh, um, <alternately stares over her head and at the floor>
Hottie: Later, loser.
studly man trapped in fat guys body, warm and kind hearted but still gets dumped on by everyone
kelvinater
Basically just better than a Juan in everything.
Kelvin A substitute for amazing
a guy that loses to nahian in basketball
*nahian scores on moe*
HAHAHA MOE YOU FUCKING KELVIN!
Destroying something to the point it will never be able to recover.
Kelvin Sampson found a way to ruin Indiana University Basketball. Once a proud program, turned into the laughing stock of the Big Ten.