Kelvinator

A person who is continously making "Biological Warfare" gas from his ass.

The Kelvinator is killing me with his poison gas.

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kelvin

The wrinkly skin that separates the scrotum into the left and right hemispheres. Also known as the ballseam.

I forgot to wear underwear and the zipper caught my kelvin.

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kelvin

A man who loses the ability to speak around attractive women. A kelvin feels like an "absolute zero" when confronted by a hottie. Similar to melvin.

Joe: Check out that hottie over there!
Kelvin: Wow!
Hottie: Hi guys. What's up?
Kelvin: Uh, um, <alternately stares over her head and at the floor>
Hottie: Later, loser.

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kelvin

studly man trapped in fat guys body, warm and kind hearted but still gets dumped on by everyone

kelvinater

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KELVIN

Basically just better than a Juan in everything.

Kelvin A substitute for amazing

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kelvin

a guy that loses to nahian in basketball

*nahian scores on moe*
HAHAHA MOE YOU FUCKING KELVIN!

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Kelvin Sampson

Destroying something to the point it will never be able to recover.

Kelvin Sampson found a way to ruin Indiana University Basketball. Once a proud program, turned into the laughing stock of the Big Ten.

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