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a severe, serious problem with no obvious solution. a quagmire.
climate change is a mumph kerfuffle
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A Australian bush Ritual where someone goes into a forest naked and tries to get a koala to land on their privates after reaching puberty
Dude did you hear that Jamie finally went and did his first dropbear kerfuffle
When a vagina is such a calamity due to a long drawn out process of incessant poundage by a male with either a large member or particularly big in size. This renders the vagina a mess comparable to a victoria sponge that had multiple karate chops from a trained professional.
David: Did you have sex with Sarah the other night?
Nigel: Yes I did, it was classic. She'd just broken up with her 6ft 5'' african american boyfriend.
David: Wow.
Nigel: Yeah, her vagina was a complete flap kerfuffle.
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Tickling ones anus while masturbating.
John was being a douche canoe, so I told him to go kerfuffle yourself.
Someone who gets covered in farts in a public library.
That kerfuffler oughta be kicked out!
Ice cream made from heaven itself. Ben and Jerry are the two gods who bestowed their powers onto this magnificent delight. They say if you eat this frozen wonderland, you will become a god yourself. AVAILABLE AT WALMART NEIGHBORHOOD MARKET
Tommy looked up in delight, the truffle kerfuffle he ate has raised his test scores. Now Tommy can go to Harvard!
When you're onset with a sudden violent sneezing fit and unfortunately rip a couple of suspicious farts.
Must of been some pollen or something, but I was folding laundry and started sneezing violently, suddenly I had the worst Sneezing Kerfuffle. Now I have to do more laundry.