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Hit or miss i guess they never miss huh
Mia khalifa has nice tits!
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An American-Lebanese girl who got dissed by iLOVEFRiDAY
hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh, you got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn’t kiss yuh (mua) he gon’ find another girl and he won’t miss yuh, he gon’ skrrt then hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
YOU PLAY WITH THEM BALLS LIKE IT’S FIFA
You on every level, you’re the leader (ooh)
You used to work a What-a-burger, now you pop your p—— for the Warner Brothers (and that bangs, bro)
Shots fired , you’re fired
You’re washed up
YOU’RE RETIRED
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (ew)
I bet that your kitty real tired (Perfect!)
Mia Khalifa
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Once was a pretty good rapper, but sold out and now makes shitty radio music. All his shit sounds the same and he cant write a verse with out mentioning all the weed he smokes and all the hoes he fucks. The man lost respect and most of his "true fans" when he dropped black and yellow. Now his main fan base consists of 13-17 year old girls who are wanna be pot heads. Coulda been one of the best but i guess weed is more important to him
15 year old girl: OMG OMG I love Wiz Khalifa! Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow. Mom, what does "Reefer Mean?!"
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When your super stoned having hardcore anal sex with a stranger -- you quickly pull out spraying seamen all over her back and simultaneously she has explosive diarrhea covering you from face to knees..... Uh huh you know what it is. Black and yellow.
Don't Jizz Khalifa
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Wiz Khalifa’s strain of weed.
Wiz: I just smoked 4 joints of that good Khalifa Kush.
When you become a rapper, suicide bomber, and to top it all off, a pornstar, all at the same time. They typically tend to rap about blowing up their own pussy, which so happens to be infected. Mohammed Khalifa enjoy shoving toy planes into themselves and squirt out ashes. Are usually attracted to minors and use them to assist in bombings.
Is that a plane?
No it's a Mohammed Khalifa, run!!!!!!
*BOOM*
When a person doesn't talk about anything else but weed, the last time they smoked, the next time they will smoke, a highdea they came up with when baked, food that tastes best whilst ripped, a paranoia trip they had when intoxicated, how much weed they have on them, their smoking devices, favorite stoner songs or a lesson they learned while blazed. These are usually the type of people who don't really have much experience in toking and think it makes them cool 'cause they blaze up half gram joints, don't inhale and then green out.
Real Stoner 1: Wow, that loser just smoked half a bowl and started coughing up a lung, then ran around telling people to look at how red his eyes are. Fuck, I hate people like that who go around bragging like smoking makes them cool.
Real Stoner 2: I know right? He's such a Wiz Khalifa. Just 'cause you smoke doesn't automatically make you a hardcore pothead. People who smoke just to brag about it aren't cool, they're fags, and wouldn't last two hits off a blunt with a real stoner.
Wanna-be Stoner: Hey guys look at my eyes!!!! I can barely even see out of them they're so low!! Aren't they red? Holy shit I'm sooo baked.. black and yellow!
Real Stoner 1: *sigh*
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