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Please kill me

This word is what you say when you are either really depressed, trying to be emo, or actually want to die. The main people who say this have never been laid, just broke up, or are in true pain and agony. It is also a common phrase when there is a test and you didn't study. It is also usually said by the same guy that says We had homework?

Dude 1: Did you study for the test today?
Dude 2: What test?
Dude 1: Are you a cumberbatch only the test we were preparing for 3 weeks

Dude 2: please kill me

by Mr. Soviet Stapler March 27, 2018

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Kill me backwards

Kill me backwards is a Hawaiian slang for "that's unfortunate" or simply just "fuck"

Some extentions include,

Kill me backwards to china
(when something is probably very bad)

Kill yourself backwards
(when you feel bad for a friend either because they are going through things or simply just because they are unfortunate)

Person: *trips over*
Person: ahg kill me backwards

Person: *gets into a tricky situation *
Person: kill me backwards to china

Person 1: I tried to kill myself yesterday...

Person 2: kill yourself backwards, do you need help?

by UwU user May 7, 2019


kill me with a fork

When you just love forks so much that you would like them carved in your Face.

- Jhon, Kill me with a fork?
--What?
-Now.

by M0l0tov October 9, 2015


Kill me in the face

It is used to reference a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and is the summation of all the feelings of anxiety, angst and anger generally taken out at people who suck at life.

Ughh, today sucks! Somebody kill me in the face!

by Muhammed and Suds July 26, 2006

44๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


kill me now...

That moment you realise you have a whole list of chores after you got done doing something really hard is the best time to use this phrase!

โ€œOh my god! Kill me now...โ€ Said the boy who just got out of school.

by THEIRONY December 12, 2017

26๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


you're killing me

a phrase used when working with another & their performance is making you work harder

Frank you're killing me lift up your side of the table.

by Gerard Irick September 3, 2011

87๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


killing me softly

A song or lyrics in which will stick with you for life, forced to remember the time when Yoonbum was captured. THE SONG SANGWOO SUNG AND WAS A BEAUTIFUL YET HEART RENCHING MOMENT.

killing me softly with his song, killing me softly, with his words

by Freedom_of_yoonbum April 26, 2017

34๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž