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When a country is so poor they throw fire-wood at each other, then in the winter one dies from cold and the other goes underground for warmth
In the episode of south park when everyone turned gay (metro sexual.) The crab people came up from underground to pose as thoes queer eye guys, one thousand years after the last kindling war.
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A clever reference to Fascism in "South Park is Gay!" the eighth episode of Season Seven, and the 104th overall episode of South Park. It aired on October 22, 2003
In the Kindling Wars We ran out of Cedar so used Witches and Gays for our burning Fasces,
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What the ancients used to call a "book". A primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. It only had memory for one story at a time. It is now a pointless antique.
Dave: "what's this dusty old paper thing?"
Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"
Dave: "Does it have 3g?"
Mary: "No"
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adjective, British slang
When someone or something is really cool, it is kindle
synonyms include: lit, fire, certi
J2Trappy : "What did man think of the recent IG?"
A1.Certi: "Bruv dat post was bare kindle"
An action in which you set butthole hairs on fire and liquid shit to extinguish the fire
“Dude last night I tried to preform smelly kindling, it did not go well”
Kindle kids is used when someone with a kindle fire has chatted up kids on there kindle fire, so you call the kids kindle kids as they have been captured by a pedo.
Danny stop chatting up your kindle kids
Using your kindle obsessively until you have had enough of the same books or series of books
If I read another Jane Austen book I'll get kindle burnout