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When you have a massive swamp ass, on a really hot day, then wipe it on the nose of a sleeping friend.
Josh fell asleep on the couch, party foul. I'm gonna give him a Kirkland wet wipe.
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It's basically a camp full of very, very, very strange people.
Camp Wingate Kirkland, huh? Wow you must have a mental condition
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16.9 fl oz of water that makes you high as balls
Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?
Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.
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The place we’re you meet your best friends and have the best summers of your life it’s like living in a bubble for Seven weeks. A place that feels like home and you meet ur friends and fall in love with everyone around you and the place itself.
You go to camp Wingate Kirkland ?
No way that’s we’re I met my best friend
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He's a British man that's known for talking to magic beings and always being angry at something. He's also known for his thick eyebrows. His enemy/husband France is always provoking him and the aliens think that they have a deeper relationship. Arthur sees America as a disappointment but still loves him either way and ignores Canada's existence.
Japan: Arthur Kirkland's tsundere personality is off the charts.
He’s charming. Huge cock. Approximately 14 inches in length and 7 inches in girth. Basically means big dick in modern day terms.
Oh he’s a Landon Kirkland, that must mean he has a huge cock.
(1) The name for a "Signature Cocktail" when "chicken juice" from your Costco chicken in (now anyway) a bag (it's only juices from the bagged chicken the clamshell hard plastic does not make the same thing.) gets on the floor of your trunk and add a splash of vodka and you have your "Signature Cocktail".
(2) Having sexual relations with yourself or someone else on a returned used mattress behind, or in a trash storage area of Costco.
Pass me some of that Kirkland Trunktini, so I'm drunk enough to have Kirkland Trunktini.