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A sign of genetic trust. Your body spends so much energy trying to keep unwanted microbes out, that for you to combine your oral environment with someone else’s is like two countries just opening borders and letting the populations mingle. The problem is, humans are not very selective about who they kiss. Have some alcohol, then add another human with symmetrical features and signifiers of youth and willingness to mate, and kissing will occur. Now the problem is not what most germaphobes fear- systemic illness, nay my friend, the problem is bacteria associated with periodontal disease and caries. Lets say you have a healthy mouth- you brush and floss daily, you keep the sugary drinks down- then you go to a party, get drunk, and make out with Mike the Man whore, Bam! Unbeknownst to you, Mike has generalized chronic moderate periodontitis and rampant decay. Your mouth is then flooded with bacteria associated with these conditions. These bacteria are highly virulent and greatly increase your risk of coming down with the same oral diseases. Oh, and your mouth will not “go back to normal” after a few days, Oh no my friend, these bacteria have been INTRODUCED! They are reproducing like crazy- setting up nice cozy homes in biofilms and gingival sulcuses! Because of your impulse to pass your genes on with what your primitive “ID” considers a good partner, you have allowed the equivalent of an ecological disaster to start in your mouth. Hope you know a good periodontist!
Bob: Last year my periodontal diagnosis was “healthy”. This year they told me I need monthly scaling and root planing.
Sally: Well, I did see you kiss that rando at the party.
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a point at which the only thing you can think about are his lips on yours.
russell looked into my eyes, and my heart started to flutter. i wraped my arms around his neck and he wraped his around my waist. them we kissed. for just a short sec but it felt like a life time of happiness and love!
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Something that happens in the kitchen when your parents arent home and occured during a homework help session. Something that makes you smile four the whole night and next morrning.
i was kissing him yesterday
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not a contract
didn't you know?
Just because you've been exploring my mouth doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south...kiss
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When a person eats the vagina by flicking his tongue around the vagina whilst putting both pointer and pinky fingers up. Hence based off the famous rock band, calling it THE KISS.
I gave Ellie THE KISS last night. She was moaning "I wanna rock and roll all night!".
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I was planning on blowing you a kiss … my way:)
I know I should stop posting… at least for tonight… but I can’t help it!!!
I just love you!!!
And something has me thinking you are questioning it:(
Maybe play with the fish? That appeared to make cat happy:)
Here is your kiss😘
I can come up with more acceptable things for you to question, if needed:)
1) does everything have a song or dance tied to it?
2) does she ever not listen to music?
3) has she always been this picky of an eater?
4) why can’t her food touch?
Love you more than you know… I would be happy to show you!!
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a 70's rock band. they got big in 76. the original line up was Peter Criss(drums) Paul Stanley(rhythm guitar) Gene Simmons(bass) and Ace Frehley(lead guitar). they wore tight leather outfits, usually with rinestone-like things on it with 7 inch heels. they each donned a personality they showed through their face paint. Peter was the Catman, Paul was the Starchild, Gene was the Demon, and Ace was the Space Ace. they had a few cds that didnt make it big. KISS was known for its live show. the explosions, fire breathing and such. it wasnt until they released KISS Alive, a live cd, that they made it big. there was a cornicopia of merchandise from KISS lunchboxes, action figures, magazines, condoms, to the most recent KISS-opoly(a KISS monopoly). It may seem they were having a good time, but nothing good ever lasts. in the late 70's Early 80's, Peter Criss was increasingly unhappy with the way KISS was going. he left the band and was replaced with Eric Carr who was The Fox, a closeness to the Catman.Carr would die of cancer later. after Peter left, so did Ace. he was replaced with Vinnie Vincent, who was the Warrior, with an Ankh on his face. after the short lived new line up, KISS needed something new to boost the new changes. they went unmasked. without makeup, they went on to make many albums (in my opinion not as good as the ones in the 70's). when Carr died, he was replaced with Eric Singer. Vinnie left, replaced by Mark St.John. after Mark left, he was replaced by Bruce Kulick. after all the ups and downs, the original line up came back for a reunion tour. after KISS got into the swing of touring, Ace was working on a solo albumn and decided that he couldnt just leave it for KISS. Ace was then replaced by Tommy Thayer. they did a tour with Aerosmith and Peter decided to leave once more. he was replaced again by Eric Singer. that is the latest linup, Paul, Gene, Tommy, and Eric.
in my opinion, they are the best band in the world. they got a lot of shit for wearing what they did, but made music better than anything out today. the original line up is the best. its a shame we will not see it again. they are best known for their song "rock and roll all nite" but have many great songs that only true fans know of. if you dont know who they are, pick up KISS Double Platinum, and KISS Destroyer (destroyer is the best albumn they made) and take a listen. you wanted the best, you got the best, the hottest band in the world, KISS!!!
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