in the kitchen

if we were sitting in the kitchen now we would act mannered and polite
we would not give each other names
you would not call me names (what were they again?)
and thus, accidentally, the definition of cyberbullying is put on the table.

Imagine us for a second in the kitchen though...
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Kitchener

a fucking sweet place to party

"Yo Lets all go to kitchener and get smashed!"

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Kitchen

n: The natural habitat of a Woman. There have been increasing cases of Women migrating from the kitchen because of certain phenomena such as Womans Rights, Womans Suffrage, ect.

My bitch told me to start seeing things in her perspective so I looked out the kitchen window

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the kitchen

The trap house. The location, usually in low-class neighborhoods, where drugs are sold and used. Rappers often use this term to describe their come-up

“ain’t need the kitchen, i got rich on my own”

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Kitchener

A real geographical anomaly. Any effort made to describe a place is futile. Most people cannot agree on what neighborhoods are called at all. Plus there are like 5 beechwoods. It’s really something.

“Are you over by the Pyramid over by the Cibc near Laurier?”
“I have lived in Kitchener my entire life and cannot figure out where you are talking about”

Kitchening

Kitchening is verb and is either a present participle or a gerund. it refers to all acts commonplace in kitchen, of no difinitive type. This includes but is not limited to cooking, dining, washing dishes, entertaining, midnight snacking, or sneaking a scoop of your roommates ice cream

Though the etymology finds origin in American English, it can be used in reference to any intergalactic uni/multiveral kitchen or kitchenette.

Come over! I just cleaned the house and in the mood to do some kitchening now that there's a place to put down a couple martini glasses.

Kitchen

The place where a man belongs

Men are stupid apes that deserve to do nothing but to cook in the kitchen and clean all their lives and have no rights.

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