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1.Only black that has a small penis besides Adam Ward
2.The only black person with yellow teeth besides Adam Ward
3.He also got a putter stuck up his ass by Tiger Woods WITH Adam Ward
Adam Ward and Kobe Bryant lick each others balloon knot!
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Simply the best basketball player ever. Many people think his rival Lebron James is, but fuck them....Kobe would kill Lebron.
"Hey man, who is that player with 4 NBA championships?" "Oh, thats Kobe Bryant."
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1. God reincarnated
Jesus was very jealous of his half brother, Kobe Bryant, whom God favored over him.
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Dude one: you did you hear about Kobe Bryant?
Dude two: yea bro he died this morning:( along with his daughter too :(
When a person is hogging the blunt
“Pass the ball Kobe!!” As his stoner friend acted like Kobe Bryant with the blunt, joint, pen, etc
Guy 1: Hey you know that guy who’s on the news. I’m pretty sure him, his daughter and other people died in a helicopter crash.
Guy 2: Yeah, his name is Kobe Bryant
Guy 1: ... he was my idol when I was 6...
"if there was a god of basketball it would be michae-"
"KOBE BRYANT"
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