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The only Korea, ruled by Kim Jong Un, the glorious leader!
Not a North Korean Guy: I wanna go to South Korea one day!
A North Korean Guy: What's a South Korea? The only Korea I know is Best Korea.
The most amazing country in the world, often deemed "nonexistent" by those uneducated buffoons in the UN. They are a communist country, often covered in a boring drizzle that never seems to end. They call their leader "The Great Leader of East Korea," and he is often seen splashing about in the East Korea Warm Current.
<Person A> Dude, did you travel to East Korea over spring break? Them bitches be PUMPIN'.
<Person B> No, sorry, I wasn't able to. I'm afraid I was busy. But man, you are now so much cooler than me. We should all go to East Korea.
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The world's leading source of StarCraft players.
South Korea: home of the Zergling rush
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Threatening to take a dump, then never doing so
Some people say that they need to drop a nuke when they need to shit.
Oh, Jimmy's just doing the ol' North Korea rountine again
The most worthless "country" in the world. Their "WMDs" can only fly 35 seconds before falling apart. Their soldiers are starving and are still using low-quality guns and equipment dating back to the end of WW2. The people have no food to eat, yet the dumbass leader Kim Jong Il spends 700 grand USD on Hennessy Cognac every year.
North Korea is a failure as a country.
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A bizarre Asian twilight zone where the most basic things you've been taught since first grade are untrue. The dictator Kim Jong-il is a deity according to the average citizen. The army is starving, amputations are performed without anesthesia or electricity, and the people are forced to wear uniforms.
North Korea is not a pleasant place to live.
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Take Japan and replace the anime with K-pop. That's Korea.
Friend: Hey I'm going to Korea.
Me: Oh yeah, that weird country in Asia.
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