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"Where's Bob?"
"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."
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The act of showing support for Seattle's NHL hockey team by bending down and showing a bit of butt crack.
Are you picking something up off the floor or are you butt kraken in support of hockey in Seattle
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An invisible beast that resides in the depths of online multiplayer games. It uses it's tentacles of bad connection to bind the player and pull him/her back the distance they thought they had already traveled
"Man! I almost got that kill, but the LAG KRAKEN pulled me back long enough to give someone else the kill."
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A dump so devastating, so brutal, so painful, that the fallout from it is equivalent to that of the Kraken.
Guy 1: Dude, what is that smell?...And that noise?
Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken
Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....
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To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on
I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow
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To defecate ferociously. This is not your normal "Number two", it's a savage attack on the porcelain perch.
"Oh dear god, that Taco Bell was a mistake. Time to…
…UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!"
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A crazy asian ex-girlfriend who always makes hamster faces, yet continues to stalk exes until police involvement is needed.
Whoa, that girl is a total kraken hamster.