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Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.
Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!
One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
a word someone (madison) comes up with when typing random letters
I gripe kringle my pants
When the various keychains hanging on your mirror jingle when you speed around the corner of a turn in your midsize tryna impress your bae standing in the driveway.
That kringle is embarrassing.
Taiwanese American slang for a controlled substance, typically referring to ecstasy or amphetamines.
Friend1: Yo we picking up that kringle before we hit the club?
Friend2: Hundo P, just have to swing by my mom's to grab some food she made first. I guess she was up all night making it special for us or something.
The act of pulling on a ballsack while the man ejaculates. Originating in Denmark.
We ended with a hot, sexy Danish-Kringle.
When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'
Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!
When someone has the sudden and overwhelming urge to grab a mall santa by their jingle bells and a hope to be placed on the naughty list.
Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”
No known treatment options are available
“After watching bad santa last night I caught a case of the kringle tingle”