kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

Getting Kronk

(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.

eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*

Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!

You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.

pull the lever kronk!

Try pulling it see wha-AHHHHHHHHÆ I FELL OUT A PLANE

DONT….

PULL…
THE…
LEVERRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Just don't pull the lever kronk! if u don't know who kronk is idk either don't ask me

Kronked

Another word for cumming, all over a person or surface area.

He just kronked all over my chest

Kronked

in inevitable danger

If I mess up even one card in this tower I'm kronked

Kronking

Going fucking nuts

"hey man, we kronking tonight at Amy's party"
"hell yea bro!"

Kronks new grove

Most likely the hottest Disney movie with kronks perplexus muscles sweating after he busts the fastest nut up ur anus

Did u see kronks new grove
Ya I nutted all over my house that night