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The nightmare situation where a gardener cuts away at plants, killing them, convinced they know what's a weed and what's not, but they really have no clue, and don't even know that they don't know!
Note: This is a combination of gardening, the Dunning-Kruger effect which is when someone is ignorant about their own lack of knowledge so they don't even know what that don't know but think they know it all, and the Nightmare on Elm Street films featuring Freddy Krueger who kills people in their nightmare .
The garden was decimated by that idiot gardener who obviously suffers from the Gardening-Krueger Effect.
Why are all the tomato plants chopped up dead on the ground?
'Cuz that dude is a classic case of the Gardening-Krueger Effect in action.
That point of sleep where you realise that your arm is sticking out of bed and therefore susceptible to being grabbed by Freddy Krueger or similar that has been waiting under your bed until you fell asleep. Symptoms include leaping, gasping, rapid heart beat, withdrawing vulnerable arm, wrapping body tightly in protective bedsheets.
This syndrome was created by excessive watching of horror flicks, usually at a socially unacceptable age.
I was having the most amazing dream about an abandoned house then BOOM, got hit by a Krueger Sleeping Spasm, thought I was having a heart attack
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When you see someone who has a scary or wicked looking scar somewhere on their body.
Tom - "Did you see that guy's hand?!?!"
Mary - "No. Why?"
Tom - "He had a gunshot scar on his hand. It was some Freddy Krueger shit!!!"
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Scratch up a girls face, then jizz in her cuts. And then wrap her face in toilet paper as you are fucking her pussy.
This chick I picked up from the bar had a rude awakening after she found out she was about to become a Freddy Krueger Mummy.
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A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.
dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.
dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.
dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!
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Dark rubber like nipples or black nipples that can be stretched to the extreme. Or just plain ol' gross
That old beef jerky tasted like Freddy Krueger Nipples.
When a girl tapes knives to her hands and crams them up the man’s piss hole
“Yo why isn’t Chad at school today”
“ I heard his tinder date did the Dirty Krueger on him and is now hospitalized”