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kryptonite

what one lover feels like to another if he/she has said lover over a barrel/trapped in a sexy corner. you know...

diamonds pressed against that wood, fly away from the kryptonite.

by Golem was a greedy stripper September 15, 2006

15πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


kryptonite

Phrase used to describe it when pubic hair is so massive and unkempt that the mere presence of it makes the other person unable to perform sexually.

"He has the hottest body I had ever seen until he pulled off his boxers. Those pubes were my kryptonite."

by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006

15πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


kryptonite

slang term for crack cocaine

Excuse me good sir, may I purchase a nick of your fine delicious kryptonite?

by tony flo September 16, 2006

12πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


kryptonite

One of the hottest rappers ever to put out music.

i thank kryptonite is da best rappa alive and i luv dat sliver chrome gat nigga.

by loc kryptonite November 29, 2007

8πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Kryptonite drink

An alcoholic beverage invented by Timmins, Ontario native Mike Fortin aka Mark Fontaine. the drink consists of 3 Bacardi revs and one redbull.

This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!

Holy shit! Me n Trev drank 5 jugs of Kryptonite drinks last night and don't remember fuck all! why are we full of cuts and scrapes lol

by Mark Fontaine September 3, 2013


Kryptonite Wank

A wank which leaves a person exhausted and weak because of the repetitive, strenuous motion of the arm.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.

Person 1: Hey, want to go to town today?
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.

by COOLBEAN.S March 16, 2011


Pink Kryptonite

A type of Kryptonite that turns Kryptonians gay. It has only made one appearance in the DC universe. In issue #79 of one of the Supergirl Comics.

Lois: You know Superman’s been acting awfully strange since being exposed to Pink Kryptonite. What is wrong with him?
Supergirl: Lois you don’t want to know.

by 4:31Time April 19, 2020

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž