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A very strange individual, normally a homo , who enjoys cutting himself...
Normally has a lame hairstyle, and only one tone of voice. He enjoys insulting other people, and trying to direct their lives, when, really, he has no life himself.
Maureen- 'Oh look, there's a trail of blood!'
Edgar- 'I bet it leads to Kurt!'
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A small dick little bitch who needs to compensate for his small penis by having a fake work truck and a big boat. His tiny micro boy penis gets smaller every time he pulls the trigger of a speargun. His boyfriends all enjoy his thick eyebrows and his height is just right for sucking cock. His hair is also very thick and slicked back by a nice fist full of jizz. Lieutenant tight ass is the name, "it gets looser every night" so Kurt says. He's like the little house dog everyone thought would get bigger but he was just bred to be small. He will never grow to be a big dog. He's the catcher in every homosexual intimacy in which he involves himself. "I am a giant flaming pussy"- Kurt
Oh he was just born with a "Kurt" it's unaturally minescule.
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1. noun; person Gets owned for a living.
2. noun; bitch See (example 1)
Oh man, did you see how that Kurt got owned? I bet he does that for a living.
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A wonderful beast and loves some man tities
that was a kurt in the wild sucking yo dick
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Kurt is a piece of garbage that is always trying to discriminate people for who they are. They try to make you feel bad for themselves by making you feel absolutely worthless and gay. He's a pimp that sleeps with 5 women at once just to please himself. He stares women in the eyes and takes them to his special place.
NEVER TRUST A KURT
Girl1: Have you met Kurt?
Girl2: Yeah, he's a perv...
Girl3: I heard that he got it on with his teachers.
Kurt: Hey!
(Women run away screaming)
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kurte another word for cute if you want to be funny then just say ´That anit kurte ummhmmm no it anit´.Or if something is not cute say cute
Look at her hair that anit kurte
The act of shamelessly asking for or taking things you didn't work for. Mostly marijuana, cigarettes, and money. Bonus points if you never call what you want by it's real name
Come home and all your weed gone. Damn it son I just got Kurted.
See that cat asking for squares outside the club? I almost got Kurted.
"Yo man gimme one them Marlboro browns!" Nah my man, don't feel like getting Kurted today.
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