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Cocaine. Names of white people such as Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus allude to the drug Cocaine.
Wipe your nose, stop fucking with Ashton Kutcher
Hott...awsome actor n just an awesome Guy for my friend megan!!
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gorgeous man who has great hair and a sexy body
i am mrs. ashton kutcher so back off :)
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The phenomenon in which you unfollow @mrskutcher on Twitted, but her tweets continue to appear in your timeline.
I missed your tweet because of kutcher-cling static on my timeline.
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An extremely sexy and hilarious actor, that's right i said ACTOR because he CAN act.
Ashton Kutcher is often mistaken for a hippe, someone who can't act, or someone who dates older women.
In truth the only one that is actually correct is the last one, which is a very sad fact.
Bob: Aww man, did you see Ashton Kutcher in that movie last night? He's so stupid, plus he's a terrible actor.
Kate: STFU. He happens to be a great actor and a whole lot smarter than you, maybe that's why so many people hire him.
Bob: ... Whatever
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Ashton Kutcher - Became an Instant dad the moment he got on with Demi Moore. (See Instant Dad)
Mother fucking ashton kutcher, the guy that became instant dad because he is with demi moore who is a 40 something year old MILF that's still pretty OK looking.
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someone with a huge cleft in their chin that looks like a butthole
hey ass chin kutcher, pass me the ketchup
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