lms

Last Man Standing.

Often used in events in games like Gunz: Online

Hey, what's the event? Hide and seek?

-No, it's lms-

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LMS

Lick my Stapler

An acronym commonly used on Facebook implying that if you perform an entertaining yet stupid act for someone, they will do something for you.

LMS and I will say something on your wall that you know isn't true.

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lm

Acronym for Lawn Mower, referring to a very slow, four wheeled motor vehicle with a broken or distastefully modified muffler, causing it to sound like a Lawn Mower. The operators of these vehicles are generally men between the ages of 16 and 25 who enjoy making noise with their mufflers by driving around using the lowest possible gear. This often results in attempts at races with high performance automobiles and motorcycles, obviously ending shame.

Rider of Suzuki GSX-R1000 high performance motorcycle:
"Look at this guy in the Honda Civic with the fart can, is he trying to race me? What an LM!"

"That LM is all show and no go."

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Stands for Like my status
Used in social networks which have status updates that have a like function. Ex. MyYearbook

Status update: bored, if you want me to message you LMS

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"Lick My Self" common among the dog and cat community as slang on instagram. Grooming pictures are popular on catstagram as a way for female cats and bitches (female dogs) to show of their many nipples.

Whore Cat: OMG #lms #menandmybitches
Male Cat: omg babe ur so hawt

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Stands for Little Man Syndrome. When someone is lacking in size so they act tough.

Person 1- “Why is he always trying to start shit“
Person 2- “He has a serious case of LMS”

LMS

Losing my shit; can be used in a laughing matter or when you lose something

I'm always LMS

Haha that was funny I'm LMS