LPS

Levatating Penis Syndrome, when in a car or while high and one feels their penis "levatating" up and down, usualy stimulating a tingling sensation.

Whoa, I contracted LPS from that hill in the road!

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LPS

Local Paki Shop - Refers to a corner shop ran by a Middle Eastern family or person.

- I need a drink man!

- The LPS is Round the corner, go there.

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lp

Loss Prevention. The person hired by stores to look for people who might be shoplifting.

Work is boring. Did you see the lady the LP was chasing?

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LPS

Liquid Power Shit- a form of crap that is liquid and shoots out of your butthole. noramlly not a comfortable occurence.

I had a totally bad case of LPS in the bathroom.

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LPS

LPS (Le Parti Stupide) THE STUPID PARTY. LPS is a commonly used name for the GOP , especially its Fox News faction .

I can't believe the LPS is 50% Birther

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lp

little person. the CORRECT slang, instead of...midget.

"my best friend is a lp, she's such a sweetheart!"

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lp

lesbian potential.

gary "look at that girl, she has major lp."
lucas "you're right! i totally see that!"

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