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LPS

Levatating Penis Syndrome, when in a car or while high and one feels their penis "levatating" up and down, usualy stimulating a tingling sensation.

Whoa, I contracted LPS from that hill in the road!

by ph0o BHS Tennis December 2, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


LPS

Local Paki Shop - Refers to a corner shop ran by a Middle Eastern family or person.

- I need a drink man!

- The LPS is Round the corner, go there.

by Dude Man 123 April 6, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


lp

Loss Prevention. The person hired by stores to look for people who might be shoplifting.

Work is boring. Did you see the lady the LP was chasing?

by Camo-Kun August 28, 2003

85๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


LPS

Liquid Power Shit- a form of crap that is liquid and shoots out of your butthole. noramlly not a comfortable occurence.

I had a totally bad case of LPS in the bathroom.

by gjkgjkg April 20, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


LPS

LPS (Le Parti Stupide) THE STUPID PARTY. LPS is a commonly used name for the GOP , especially its Fox News faction .

I can't believe the LPS is 50% Birther

by Goodtwitty September 1, 2015

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


lp

little person. the CORRECT slang, instead of...midget.

"my best friend is a lp, she's such a sweetheart!"

by Katee February 6, 2004

26๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


lp

lesbian potential.

gary "look at that girl, she has major lp."
lucas "you're right! i totally see that!"

by iamaking July 19, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž