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was literally giggling kicking my feet when I saw him in the theater, he’s literally so pretty, my mom was probably a little concerned but that’s okay!! no but for real I’m so confused how he didn’t pull any girls in the movie, LIKE?? if I saw him I would be begging on my knees crying for once chance with him
“hey I-I have tissues if you want tissues, I have like.. three tissues.” - ethan landry
A dumb ass bitch with acne , looks kinda gay 🤷 ♀️
Dude 1 : why’s that guy over there look like such a loser
Dude 2 : idk his name is probably Landris🤷 ♀️
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When the index finger is inserted into the females chocolate mudbaby factory, then subsequently has the expunged fecal matter rubbed on her bangs. Only achievable when finger inserted comes into contact with a "prairie dog".
"Have you seen Lorraine's new hair-do?" "Hell yeah! I gave that bitch the 'Landry Lowlights'"...
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The act of committing flatulence in the nose gate of another human whilst having their scrotal zone suctioned upside down.
I was in Mexico, and fell into a well; the only person willing to rescue me had this strange request: "You're gonna have to give me a dirty landry". I said "okay".
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The name of a guy who is has no control over his masculinity because his girlfriend owns him. This name also describes a man who is pussy whipped and his girlfriend wears the pants in the relationship. He also has to do a daily 2 hour FaceTime with his girlfriend or she breaks up with him
I’m a pussy whipped bitch named cole Landry
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This is a person who will never let you down. He is the sweetest, most perfect person you will ever meet. He is generous, kind, a great friend and boyfriend. He is so beautiful, inside and out, there is no lying around him. Dylan is someone you should be proud of having in your life because he is simply the best you could ever ask for. He will always go out of his way to provide for people and he is so intelligent. When he loves you, you are one lucky girl :) When he loves you, there is no going back, hew ill always love you, and he will make the perfect husband, father, and best friend. THIS PERSON IS PERFECTION & I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART.
Ex. That Dylan Landry is the bestest.
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Pathetic-looking mustache somehow redeemed by the heroic acts and talent of its owner
Dude 1: "How can that guy get away with that stache?"
Dude 2: "It's only because it's a Landry Jones--fear the stache, man"
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