The Landy Technique

When you take a girl home, as soon as you get her into the bedroom you remove all your clothes instantly. One of two things happens;

1. The girl goes home in a huff.

2. Crazy action takes place.

It's worth a roll. Usually 7/10 success rate.

Girl: How come you are Naked?
Landy; Is there a probelm with this?
Girl: I don't think so, should I take my clothes off to?
Landy: That's ok let me help you baby.
Girl: Did you just employ "The Landy technique" on me?
Landy: Of course not.

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Landi Story

A highly over-exaggerated story about someone doing something completely impossible. This story must be defended to a point in which friends get into huge fights, and someone gets kicked out of someone else's house. The story must also always be FALSE.

Last night I got jumped by 5 guys and kicked the shit out of all of them.

That sounds like a Landi Story.

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landy joe

baby face pimp with whip appeal

You so fly, you is like a Landy Joe!

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landi the cacti

the name used for landon austin.

landon is such a cacti.

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hannah landis

Hannah is a great friend. If you piss her off then you’ll be off with minus one best friend. She’s a player and does not stick with one person.

Hannah Landis, who are you with now?

Dirty Landis

A Dirty Landis is when you grab a pickle and put a hole in it with a drill and nut inside it and then drink your nut filled pickle.

I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Landis last night, her breath smelled amazing!

Yo-landi vi$$er

Yo-Landi Vi$$er is half of the Afrikaans rap/rave group Die Antwoord. (Pronounced De Antwoord) known for her unique style and voice.

Queen of the rats. Face of Zef. Artistic God.

Yo-Landi Vi$$er all up in the place.

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