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Lap dance overflow

When a friend or companion is getting a lapdance at a strip club; the act of positioning yourself as close as possible, as to get accidentally rubbed on by the stripper or the over flow of body parts: ie. tits and vagina

Hey guys, I'm kinda broke right now; so I'm just gonna try and get your lap dance overflow tonight.

Or

Rick is getting a lapdance, I'm gonna get in close to get some lapdance overflow.

by Andrewlovedr December 2, 2013

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Naked lap dance

Where either the giver or receiver of a lap dance or both are naked.It is muck better than a regular lap dance and can lead to lap sex.

John is getting a naked lap dance.

by Deep blue 2012 December 2, 2009

24πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Russian Lap Dance

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....

the russian lap dance is the only way to take a shit.

by Mattman40 January 8, 2012

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Tijuana Lap Dance

When you’re taking a dump and your bro needs to go too so he comes and sits on your lap and poops between your legs. No homo

Bro hurry up I have to poop, I’m about to come in and give you a Tijuana Lap Dance.

by Jackson Township January 30, 2022


gluten free lap dance

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.

Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.

by Normcock Hitchdonald February 28, 2017

39πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


san francisco lap dance

When a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.

My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.

by drizzamed April 6, 2016


German Lap Dance

The act of one defecating and dancing on another partners lap while the recipient is defecating also.

Helga created quite the mess on Arnold while giving him a German Lap Dance.

by B_Rain May 22, 2012

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž