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a hot, sexy, most of the time very passionate brown race that can really "move it." they are probably the only race that can make a white girl scream "AY PAPI!" for the first time in her life. they also make the bombest food you will ever eat.
"Oh my god. I'm still burning from that latino heat."
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latino is the ethnicity of the people of south america, the reason we are called latinos is not because of our skin color but because of the different mixtures of races we have desended from. for example would you call a chinese man white becausehes pale no hes still oriental because of his desendes and his appearance.
latino for life!
for example would you call a chinese man white because hes pale? no hes still oriental because of his desendes and his appearance. not skin color its not a color thing its a ethnicity thing.
latino or life
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When there is an eyeball burning, paint peeling stink eminating from the factory rest rooms after lunchtime it is usually referred to as a latino strangler. It truly makes you wonder where you went wrong.
Oh fuck, another latino strangler.That damn beanerbeat me here again! I should have used the restroom at the Mobil station.
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Either someone who is from central america or someone with light brown, tan skin who can lose a few pounds.
Dude1:"Damn dude latio sucks at snowboarding"
Dude2:"Probabley cus he is form the islands"
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Typically found in South Texas, the Lounge Latino can be identified by their overgelled black spiked hair, black button down dress shirt with some subtle design throughout, a pair of $250 jeas and black pointy shoes. They tend to travel in groups of 4-6 identically dressed Lounge Latinos, and can be spotted at 'ultra lounges' during weeknights sipping $12 vodka redbulls and not hitting on girls (ironically picking up girls is the whole reason for going out to begin with).
If you are approached by a pack of Lounge Latinos don't be alarmed, they're typically harmless and respond positively to rounds of starfuckers or pink panty droppers. Women should be on high alert however, as the candy shots will build up in the Lounge Latino's system throughout the night and result in an unfounded burst of sexual confidence
Lounge Latino (noun)
"Orale! Let's get dressed all pretty and go to that new ultra lounge next to the whataburger under the train tracks off the IH-10 access road. We can drink starfuckers by the bar and not get laid"
"Tambien, can I borrow some of your pomade? I ran out doing my fauxhawk"
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The act of pleasuring yourself to Latin music videos on mute.
John: Shaun, do you want to go to the porn shop?
Shaun: No man, the recession is killing me, I just turn on Telemundo on mute and do the Latino Beat.
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The belief that all Latinos in the U.S.A are Mexican.
Me getting off the phone: Si, te quiero, bye.
Whiter than Albino friend Tiffany: Hey I didn't know you are Mexican!
Me: Well, actually, I'm Latino.
Tiffany: Hey Ashley, did you know she was Mexican?
Ashley: You're Mexican?
Me: Not all Latino's are Mexican. My family is from-
Phil: Wow! How did you get across the border? Can you speak Spanish? Hey Steve! She's a Mexican immigrant!
Steve: An illegal Mexican immigrant! Dude! Jerry's uncle is a cop! You shouldn't be telling people that.
Me: I am totally an illegal Mexican immigrant! I just got out of cage where ICE kept me and my 7 brothers and sisters: Juan, Juan-Diego, Juanita, Juanpango, Juan jr. Juan Sr. and Juan-de La Rosa, and now I spend my days running from border patrol.
All: Wow!
Me: Yall and your Latino Grouping. I'm glad we have Affirmative Action and I get to beat all of you to college.