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The most popular fanfiction in the Voltron Legendary Defender fandom. Has a relationship between Keith and Lance with their ship name Klance. If you ever see something like this, it is most likely from this fandom/story. But there are also variations of this:
Laundry: Dirty
Hips: Don't lie
Abuelita: Here
Person 1: Have you read Dirty Laundry?
Person 2: Abuelita is coming
Person 1: I am going to assume you have
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When parents need to fuck the shit out of each other, but they can't tell the kids what they're doing so they say they're going to fold laundry.
(Dad) "Hey mama, I'm need to fuck the shit out of you. Let's go fold laundry." (Mom) "Kids, I'm going to go fold laundry." Dad sneaks away moments later.
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the one who always gets stuck doing the laundry, or who gets stuck with a huge pile of wash.
I am the laundry troll! I live in the basement and smell like dryer lint and Tide! Answer my three questions and I'll fold your undies!
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Kevs laundry is an alternate way of referring to any type of drug / narcotic. Derived from a night out in Europe, when a house party was hosted by the legendary Kevin, being invited into the laundry out the back, behind a washing powder box to get high on his supply... Kevs laundry was born.
Bro, should we get some Kevs laundry tonight?
Yeah dude, keen.
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Might sneak out the back to catch up with Kev, interested?
Yupp
A laundry Asshole is someone who doesn't take their laundry out so someone else can use the washer and/or dryer. Usually found in college campuses or laundromats, though laundromat people are usually more alert to their clothes so they aren't pilfered.
Oh no, why did I leave for dinner right before my laundry was done? I'm gonna be a laundry asshole tonight I guess...
The perfect excuse to go commando
I always go commando on Laundry Day
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When you empty the washing machine and find a coin at the bottom, you have been visited by the Laundry Fairy, an ethereal being more charitable than the Tooth Fairy (although in some reported cases, the money has been left in exchange for an article of clothing).
Why is this quarter cold & wet? It was a gift from the Laundry Fairy!
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