Unwritten Law of School

When the bell rings, you must speak to the peer sitting next to you.

RIIIING!!! "Yah I know! My grandparents live in New York!" "No way! My cousin lives in Kansas" "OMG I love the Wizard of Oz!" "Thank goodness for the Unwritten Law of School!"

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Law & Order School of Acting

A fictional place used to describe the mediocre acting talents typically portrayed by single-episode characters on Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, and Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

Dan: Wow, this movie sucks. I feel like I'm being molested in the eyes.

Ryan: Dude, I know. Everyone in this movie must've graduated from the Law & Order School of Acting.

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law school

law school can be good if you keep up and are a swift reader, but it's horrible if you don't. you feel horrible like you could get a bad grade because there's a curve system and then kind of explode in tears.

the law school curve grading system makes me unhappy sometimes. when i was in high school, my good friend once told me "i hope everyone gets an A." this made me love and respect her so much, because she was so hard on herself and was valedictorian. now nobody is allowed to think like that, no matter how hard they work, not everyone can get an A in law school. it's devastating because we all came into law school with so much pride in our abilities and our acceptances into a school we love, and that sort of disintegrates with the curve system sometimes.

Baylor Law School

Where Christian fundamentalists go to law school to learn how to deprive rights, persecute others, coerce contracts, file frivolous suits, impose harsh sentences, and scam the courts in the name of so-called "religious freedom" in secret boot camps that other law students don't know about.

Jew:" He's actually arguing that he his religious freedom gives him the right to harass and kill Jews and gays!"

Gay: Oh my, he must have gone to Baylor Law School. God speed!

The Baylor Law School prosecutor said "sign here and confess, right now, or else they're gonna impose serious consequences and add another charge. You don't want that do you? Sign here."

The Baylor Law School Judge's ruling was: "Because the defendant was smoking a fag in a school zone, we're imposing the maximum sentence of 20 years to send a clear message to the public that "smoking fags" on school premises is a serious offense."

I wish I could get into Baylor Law School.