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lax bro

Person who does not only play lax (lacrosse) but associates himself with other "bros". A bro will often use words like bro, chill, flow, stoked, gnarly, and natty ice. They often chill out with their spoons (lacrosse sticks) and lax it up in the nice warm sun. They tend to wear bright colors so they can show off any way they can as they usually lack self confidence. Often they are douche bags to anyone who doesn't play lax with because its cool. The pinny is their number one piece of clothing along with bright colored sunglasses and often rasta clothing. It is ok for them to talk about pot or other drugs even if they dont smoke or take them because they are bros. Their hair is usually in mad flow and like to flick it off. Once again they are the greatest, at least they believe so, thus they are aloud to boss anyone around they want... they think. They carry their spoons around school and like to grasp eachothers shafts (handles) and fiddle with the heads (pocket for ball). They are the best and practically own the school, thus they are aloud to be douches.

Lax bro: Yo bro wheres your pinny bro?
Anyone Else: I dont play lacrosse, i have a little self dignity.
Lax bro:Bro why am i even here then, go away your messin up the flow and i gotta work on stringing the shaft up. Go chill and pop the natty ices.

by LaxBrosAreDouches April 4, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


lax bro

a lax bro is someone who likes to lax and chill and wear hats with a pre-frayed brim

lax bro 1: yo broseph wana go chill and play gamecube
lax bro 2: sounds viscous broham

by 666pooprofl September 7, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lax Bro Swag

The swag, or amount of swag each Lacrosse player possesses, The Lax Bro has the ability to get almost any girl he wants, including Laxtitute's, you need to have played the Sport for over one year to earn your Lax Bro Swag, and you cant suck at the sport

person one: He has so much Lax Bro Swag
person two: he should he has been playing for over five years, he has the most Lax Bro Swag out of all of us

by LAX BRO KING January 26, 2012

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Southern Lax Bro

A southern lax bro is basically the same concept as your traditional lax bro (Lax pennies, board shorts, O.A.R., weed, babes) with a few southern attributes. Southern lax bros tend to chew and dip, drive pickup-trucks or jeep wranglers, and enjoy the occasional cigar.

James: Dude that lax bro must be from the south, he's chewing and driving a wrangler.

Rob: Definitely a southern lax bro.

by southernboy December 17, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ultimate lax bro

originated at west genesee high school. the ultimate lax bro plays lax all year. in the rain snow and sunshine. the lax bro wears lax pinnys, oakley shades, flip flops with mid calf black socks. a true lax bro hates baseball players, haters, and any day he does not lax. lax bros like laxin, chillin, brew, and the occasional hockey game in the winter

ultimate lax bro-
sup bro throw me a brew
word bro. you wana lax?
knarly dude

by calilaxer23 May 5, 2010

48๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lax Bro Swear

A swear made to be broken.

Jim: I lax bro sweared i wouldn't tell though
Tim: Oh that doesn't matter don't you know what a lax bro swear is?
Jim: OH YA! I forgot

by tim=him November 19, 2010


Lax Bro

Matt Borda the Gonzaga lacrosse player who took the miracle shot at the championship game against Good Counsel.

All the laxtitutes want Matt Borda, the ultimate lax bro.

Every lax bro wants to be Matt Borda

by Washington Sports President May 12, 2011

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