pipe layer

A guy who is a tremendously good fuck

Yeah, I got down with that dude... he is a real pipe layer

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Marine Layer

A loose woman who lives near Marine bases who hangs out at the local bars and will screw any marine.

The Marines like to do their liberty in Oceanside where there isn't any problem finding Marine Layer.

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Layers of Irony

Unironic: I am not gay

Ironic: I aM gAy *while clearly not gay*

Post ironic: man bro, you’re looking hot *taken sarcastically or said sarcastically, but is actually gay*

Meta ironic: *kisses homie and insists it isn’t gay. No one knows if he’s gay or not*

Hyper ironic: *becomes gay, but does so ironically*

Person 1: “bro that’s poggers”
Person 2: “did you just seriously say that?”
Person 1: “nah dude I’m just using layers of irony. I used it so ironically that I use it seriously, but it’s still ironic”

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Brick Layer

A person who takes a monstrous dump in a public bathroom and doesn't flush. Usually there is a posse of poopers like this (a Brick Layer's union) who will build an unflushable wall of turds. This is mainly done to offend people and piss them and the janitor off.

I was going to take a shit at the Dollar General crapper, but a bunch of brick layers had been there and clogged the toilet up. I admired their pile and wished I could lay such a brick but sadly, I haven't had a solid turd in years.

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Lolzone layer

Lolzone layer is used to describe the aftermath of an unfunny joke. It is meant to symbolize the actual ozone layer.

Man 1: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Man 2: That's not funny. Stop making a hole in the lolzone layer with all of these lame jokes.

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Blowzone Layer

The foreskin of the penis

"Does he have a blowzone layer?"
"Yes"

weak layer

A weak layer is used to describe a layer of snow within the snowpack that may be prone to causing a snow avalanche.

Weak layers are caused by changes in snow pack's temperature, snow crystal type and snow crystal deformation resulting from changes in atmospheric conditions and moisture content.

We dug a snow pit on Pucker Face and found a really weak layer that is sure to rip a avalanche on the next bone head who tries to ski it.

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