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They are meant for each other. They love each other very much. The best couple in the world. They will get married and have children.
Person 1 : Who are they? they look really in love
Person 2 : oh thats just nikki and lazar
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Character from The League of Gentlemen (Series 2), played by Reece Shearsmith. A mysterious individual who travels with 'Mama' Lazarou, 3 dwarves and a 7ft Scottish giant among others - Papa Lazarou's Pandemonium Carnival. Origin unknown (possibly French?), has a black face (painted, like a minstrel) and gravelly voice. Operates under the facade of a circus owner/door-to-door peg salesman but what he really does is "collect" (ie. steal) peoples wives - exact number unknown but thought to be in the hundreds. Often speaks in gibberish and sometimes disguises himself as "Keith" (Series 3) - who would strike most as being somewhat homosexual. Will ask for your wedding ring and if you give it to him, your fate is sealed! He will tell you "You're my wife now!" before sticking you in a cage with his other "wives" where you will be hosed down by the dwarves
Autom... sprow. Cana... tik bana! Sandwol... but no sera smee?
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The League of Gentlemen character. Travelling gypsy circus man and door-to-door peg salesman. Has a tendency to steal wives. Face is painted black (well, it's paint, but its his face- tough to explain) Generally crazy in every way.
Who is this? Papa Lazarus?
PAPA LAZAROOOOOOOOU!
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The act of taking aderol to achieve the most complete focus ever in the history of man kind
I used me lazar focus on the math final to pass
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really cranky bastard. Very angry, an has the world against him.
Has extreme roid rage.
calm down man, you are acting like jono lazar
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the king of all dinosaurs he shits fire and rules all of dinoland, his hobbies include;solving puzzles,eating children, and recking havok in tokyo, he loves to wooping godzillas big green arse. he then later turns into lazarous the dino slayer.
"whoa is that a pineapple no thats me, wait who are you, oh man im on my own, theres that pineapple again.......LAZAROUS THE DINOSAUR KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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