lazy

Being a bum. not getting off your ass to do something.

my cat the lazy

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lazy

me

"Josh was the laziest senior at ASMS...I'm suprised he graduated," said the senior.

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Laziness

This form of physical activity is the best. One will do nothing important for hours on end......... until they come to a point where they realise that they have nothing to do. The subject will realise, that as a result of doing nothing, they will eventually get pissed off and tired because they have done nothing at all, all day.
Despite this, one will repeatedly do nothing and partake in the act of laziness, and they will never realise or care about the long term effects.

Moof: "Can't you get up and do something, you fat ugly shit?"
Geeg: "Hey man, fuck you. 'The View' is on and Whitney Houston has stiff nips."
Moof: "Well... do you wanna do something afterwards?"
Geeg: "Na... I'm gonna play horde on GoW2."
Moof: "What a prick you are, Geeg."
*Geeg is the epitomy of laziness here*

Doctor Beef: "Well, I'm sorry Mrs. Boofson, but your son, as a result of his ongoing laziness, has become ingrained to the chair."
Mrs. Boofson: "Oh, oh my god... My Geeg, my little Geeg..."
Beef: "Yes, he will never get up, ever again. Like, seriously bitch, he doesn't need anything. His autonomy is in complete equilibrium - he doesn't need food, water, a change of clothes - he just wont move. He, quite possibly, will live forever."

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Laziness

When two or more people deem that standing, to carry out the act of passing a joint, too much effort and that throwing it is the most sensible option.

"I can't believe we just threw a lit object, we are actually the epitome of laziness."

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lazy

(adj.) idle; doing nothing

i've been lazy all day sitting on the couch.

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Laziness

The only thing preventing me from making this longer.

Laziness is bliss!

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lazy

I'm too lazy to define lazy

I'm too lazy to put an example

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