The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.
I plan to lazy susan that bitch
Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident
"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"
"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it
Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans
When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.
Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”
A group of fuckbois that keep circling their way back around like a lazy susan.
Abel is a lazy susan boi. He always circles his way back around eventually.