leave the yard

To write or say something particularly tasteless, offensive or out-of-touch without even realizing it. Originates from Deadspin's coverage of sports columnist Mark Whicker's piece about the wacky things that happened in the sports world while recently-found kidnapping victim Jaycee Dugard spent 18 years living in a shed.

Whicker signed off the piece with two of the worst sentences ever written: "Congratulations, Jaycee. You left the yard."

- Did you read that Bill Simmons column comparing Tiger Woods' sex scandal to Muhammad Ali refusing to fight in Vietnam?

- Yeah, he really did leave the yard on that one.

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Leaves' Eyes

Leaves' Eyes is a symphonic metal band that originated from Norway and Germany. It was started by former Theatre of Tragedy singer Liv Kristine and her husband Alexander Krull

Leaves' Eyes

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Leaving the faucet on

The female equivalent of blue balls

Did you and jack get it on last night?
Yeah, he got his rocks off but he keeps leaving the faucet on so I have to finish myself off

Beard Leave

The act of taking a leave of absence from your place of work for the expressed purpose of growing a Beard...

*Non Bearded Man* "I'm taking a fortnight off to grow a Beard"

*Bearded Boss* "That's ok, I'll record is as Beard Leave"

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study leave

The art of using school holidays intended for studying as days off to play video games on.

I had a week of study leave to revise for my chemistry exam, but I just ended up playing my 360 all week instead.

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leave it aht

origin: south london
meaning: (leave it out) give over, pull the other one, stop doing that right now etc...
most commonly heard from the mouths of young teenage mothers screaming obscenties at their snotty tots, or scraggy blondes imploring their chav boyfriends to not get involved in yet another fight outside the Litten Tree. generally, quite an aggressive phrase, to be used sparingly and only with authentic lahndon pronunciation. can sometimes be heard in a paranoid, questioning manner, when not sure if being wound up.

1. leave it aht ya little bitch!
2. wayne, leave it aht, 'e ain't worf it.
3. leave it aht - you 'avin me on or wot?

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leave a dump

what you do actually when you defecate.

why would you call it "taking" a dump? do you actually take it with you?

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