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When either a coworker, or someone at the bar tries to get at you, summing you up by using cut rate psychology tactics, learned from that one semester at JC.
Every time I see Chad, he starts telling me what my problems are. Save the Hannibal Lecture, man, I'm just trying to get by.
When the average audience assembles to be given a lecture the back couple of rows will fill up and the remaining students will only sit along the sides of the front rows creating a U shaped audience with no one sitting in the middle. This presents a challenge to the late student - his three options are to; budge one of the side sitters into the middle, go around the front and climb into the U or the bravest amtept to climb over the back filled rows and into the U.
I can't believe I was late for my lecture; the lecture u had already formed.
Its a Scottish term for when someone gives you a rant about using too much electricity or leckie
Mother: Do you know how much its costs for the electricity in this house...
Son: (great another Leckie-Lecture)
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A secret crush that develops in a lecture class with over 400 people.
boy: "yo, there's this fine, sexy, smart stranger in my communication lecture."
boy's friend: "have you ever talked to her."
boy: "no dude, theres like 1000 people in my class. I have made some pretty intense eye contact with her, though."
boy's friend: "man, you've got a Secret Lecture Crush."
You know when it happens. You're 5 minutes late to a class in a huge lecture room. All the seats by the aisles are taken so you have to give everyone in the row a lap dance to get a seat in the middle. Equally common is the aisle hurdle, when you jump over a row to snag a seat.
10:15 AM..crap! "excuse me, excuse me, pardon, excuse me, pardon me" as everyone puts up their desks and stands up/moves their legs aside
"Dude, look at the guy who's late. Guess he has to give everyone a lecture lap dance now"
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When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.
"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."
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In Israel it's one who was dunked head in the toilet and flushed on by the basketball heroes of the school and who set dates with girls that didn't show up in highschool. He joined the army glad 2 not see those jerks. in bootcamp the other soldiers held him down on the ground to fart on his face. After bootcamp the computer geek served a shit job at tel hashomer or lotem base cleaning the personal toilet of the disciplinary officer who spent 20-30 yrs eating only burgers. Once the israeli computer geek is out of the army he goes to university, does well and goes on to a msc and phd in computer science. On the way the computer geek makes himself excuses like "no time" for having had no dates in his life nor going to the gym or excersizing since bootcamp. Once the israeli computer geek is a lecturer it's a bit different. He can be an asshole in his own way giving bsc students weekly tasks where only the geeks like him who suffered in highschool and bootcamp don't lose part of the grade before the exam. When the Israeli computer geek is an educat the divorced 33-46 yr old women consider the man they meet at the pub since he isn't as dumb, drunk or broke as their electrician or nut salesman ex husband and an asshole to young bsc students counts as an asshole. Finally when the Israeli computer geek is in his way on top he also gets a good fuck when it no longer matters. A computer geek lecturer is the lecturer for any computer course you take in university who gives you shit.
Those computer geek lecturers want to feel good about themselves even though in highschool they were stood up by the hot chicks and dunked head in the toilet bowl for a flush by the basketball hero jocks so they give us impossible homework that only geeks like them can do.