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The Leonardo DiCaprio effect is the process of when a woman ages past the prime age of 25. They are no longer worthy and must be dropped for a new younger woman between the ages of 18-24.
Friend: Hey bro how’s everything with your girl.
Me: not so good man it’s the Leonardo DiCaprio effect.
Friend: oh shit she’s already 25 you better drop that hoe for a new one.
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The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.
Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?
Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?
Me: Yup
Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!
Me: I know right!
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Someone who deserves an award after many many good attempts but still doesn’t win the award. Leo should’ve won an Oscar at least 20 years ago smh
Person 1: did you watch Jimmy’s performance at the talent show?
Person 2: yeah. It’s a shame he didn’t win the first place
Person 1: yeah. That happened last year too. They’re Pulling a Leonardo DiCaprio
Hey, its pick on leonardo dicaprio week!
Hottest man to ever walk this earth. Period.
Someone: hey, who’s the hottest guy to ever exist?
Me: oh, Leonardo DiCaprio duh
When he was younger he was the fittest person alive. He has the perfect hair, body, face and voice. Most year 7 girls love him even though he is mine. He is also a well known actor and appears in the films 'Titanic' and 'Romeo + Juliet
"Who is that hot dude over there"
"I'm guessing you are talking about Leonardo Dicaprio"
A beautiful black, brown german shepherd. He has dark, mysterious eyes that twinkle in the moonlight. His fur is soft and smooth and silky and *sigh* just perfect. He is huge with the ladies and always ends up getting a gale by the end of the day. He s also very playful and loves to cuddle especially with his mom. He loves his momma the most his dada not to much :) But his dada is alway s there for him. Always cuddling him and petting him. Momma kisses him and brushes him and gives him endless love. But yes Leonardo Dicaprio is the perfect son for anyone. Love u leo ;)
He so small and squishy and adorable and cute and ahhh tooooo cute
He LEONARDO DICAPRIO!!!!