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Is the most beautiful girl you’llever meet she is so kind to people and has the best body she will stick with you and wanna do something sweet for everyone if meet a leyton be sure to not pass her up
If you are mean or hurt leyton I’ll come get you
The most hot girl in your school and gets all the boys but is a loyal and trusting friend that will not let anyone down but has a nice body and wants to make a soul mate you don’t wanna give this one ip
If you pass up leyton your retarded
He is a one eyed creature that’s lives in the depths of the slums in Mumbai, He likes to search for fresh youngers outside primary schools
Leyton has a huge penis that all the ladies wanna slop more specifically Leyton brown and he is a nonchalant 6 2 dread head with a massive Corey that could slay entire planets down in one foul swoop he also somehow gets minging girls all the time and suffers from major back pain from him massive penis weighing him down
Girl: have you seen Leyton penis?
Other girl: no is it big?
Girl: I haven’t been the same since
Leyton is one of the sexiest person on this earth, with a 30inch horse cock destroying anybodies anus that gets in the way.
Leyton destroyed my anus last night
A super hot outgoing girl who can be shy at times. She loves a good adventure. She has awesome style and gorgeous blonde hair! All the guys want her and her cake!
Dude 1: she’s cute, what’s her name?
Dude 2: oh! That’s leyton. She’s in my math class. She’s so hot!
1: Insurance fraud committed by means of arson. Refers to a fire touched off by a putative lightning strike within the precincts of Leyton, a neighbourhood of east London with a reputation as a centre of urban deprivation. Perhaps coined by Linda Smith, English stand up comedienne.
2: Italian business insurance.
Egon Ronay: “Nobody ever went to that fine Italian restaurant on the high street because it was next door to a funeral home. I hear that last week the place burned down.”
Linda Smith: “Must have been a case of Leyton lightning.”