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Linkin Park

Alot like Rage Against the Machine, only a 1000 times more "no-talent" and 1000 times more "shitty."

Hey, if you want to look up facts about Linkin Park, go fucking look 'em up on Wikipedia instead of Urban Dictionary. That's a much more logical choice.

UD is just a way to expess opinion, you good for nothing dumbfuck. {Not you, the moron(s) bitching about opinions, facts, and wah wah wah...}

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 16, 2007

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linkin park

Synonymous with "bad."

Linkin Park and other nu-metal bands = bad^9

by ast_xp May 27, 2005

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linkin park

A band of punk ass emo bitches who some how managed to rule the music world with like 3 songs about 7 years back. how these guys are still making money nevermind new songs i dont know, its probly a global scheme involving santa clause and satan but what ever it is i want in...those bitches owe me ... word.

a: i like linkin pa...*looks around to see guns pointed at face*...go ahead i was gunna off myself nxt tuesday neways

B: well no sht! u like linkin park!

by nintendo sega playstatin junior senior 3rd May 26, 2007

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linkin park

Linkin Park: Linkin Park is one of the worst bands in the world... The lead singer Chester, is absolutly terrible. To record a song, they have a special recording studio with a toilet in it. He goes days without shitting. When its time to record the song, Chester sits on the toilet and shits. How else could he produce such earshreeching, deafning tones???? I've done an expriment. One day while taking a shit, (while i was straining)i started singing "Bleed it Out." While doing this my brother walked by and said "Turn off that shit, i hate linkin park..."

One of my friends described linkin parks sounds as:
"having sex with someone over a toilet in the behind who is constapated and yelling into a microphone while pandas with guitars and facial hair lick their instruments and make stupid riffs, all while the yeller is improvising lyrics on the spot."

by K-Weezy April 14, 2008

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linkin park

A band that doesn't scream so much as annoy. In fact, they annoy so much that most of the general population would wish to kick them in the balls. A band with 6+ members is no longer a band, it's an army, and they are armed to split skulls with their awful noise.

Linkin Park sucks ass.

by Guerillajoe May 19, 2005

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Linkin Park

The majority of the whining and screaming you hear on a Top 40 radio station. Some people call it "music" for some strange reason.

Pete: This is awful. What is it?

Jeremy: Think its new music from Linkin Park.

Pete: This is music?

by shmendrik May 26, 2010

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Linkin Park

A popular and rather successful band, Linkin Park offers something for everyone, while keeping the same timbre (that's a musical term, look it up). Reanimation, Hybrid Theory, and Meteora (excluding track 12, Session) were very well done, whereas the latest installment (feat. Jay-Z) bombed like Hell.

Friend 1: Did you hear that new song from Linkin Park?
Friend 2: You mean the new/old remixed song with Jay-Z?
Friend 1: That's the one.
Friend 2: It totally blew!
Friend 3: Bwahahaha!

by Cyberopts September 12, 2005

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