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Synonymous with "bad."
Linkin Park and other nu-metal bands = bad^9
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A band of punk ass emo bitches who some how managed to rule the music world with like 3 songs about 7 years back. how these guys are still making money nevermind new songs i dont know, its probly a global scheme involving santa clause and satan but what ever it is i want in...those bitches owe me ... word.
a: i like linkin pa...*looks around to see guns pointed at face*...go ahead i was gunna off myself nxt tuesday neways
B: well no sht! u like linkin park!
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Linkin Park: Linkin Park is one of the worst bands in the world... The lead singer Chester, is absolutly terrible. To record a song, they have a special recording studio with a toilet in it. He goes days without shitting. When its time to record the song, Chester sits on the toilet and shits. How else could he produce such earshreeching, deafning tones???? I've done an expriment. One day while taking a shit, (while i was straining)i started singing "Bleed it Out." While doing this my brother walked by and said "Turn off that shit, i hate linkin park..."
One of my friends described linkin parks sounds as:
"having sex with someone over a toilet in the behind who is constapated and yelling into a microphone while pandas with guitars and facial hair lick their instruments and make stupid riffs, all while the yeller is improvising lyrics on the spot."
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A band that doesn't scream so much as annoy. In fact, they annoy so much that most of the general population would wish to kick them in the balls. A band with 6+ members is no longer a band, it's an army, and they are armed to split skulls with their awful noise.
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The majority of the whining and screaming you hear on a Top 40 radio station. Some people call it "music" for some strange reason.
Pete: This is awful. What is it?
Jeremy: Think its new music from Linkin Park.
Pete: This is music?
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A popular and rather successful band, Linkin Park offers something for everyone, while keeping the same timbre (that's a musical term, look it up). Reanimation, Hybrid Theory, and Meteora (excluding track 12, Session) were very well done, whereas the latest installment (feat. Jay-Z) bombed like Hell.
Friend 1: Did you hear that new song from Linkin Park?
Friend 2: You mean the new/old remixed song with Jay-Z?
Friend 1: That's the one.
Friend 2: It totally blew!
Friend 3: Bwahahaha!
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One of the best bands of 2000s. Extremely popular and influential. Known for being diverse and not sticking to one genre. All of their albums have their own unique style. Mostly described as alternative rock or nu-metal. Legends.
Person 1: Let's listen to some music. How about Linkin Park?
Person 2: Yes, they are awesome! Who doesn't love them?