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Lisa's are the most smart, beautiful, caring, trustworthy people in the world.
They are usually short and their favorite sport is basketball.They love to draw, dance and act.
They also have a weird sense of humor and a laugh that sounds like a hyena laughing.They have a beautiful smile
that can light up the room and also give good advice.She will always find a way to make you laugh when your feeling sad and kinda just a little bit careless.If you are friends with a Lisa hold on tight to her and don't let her go.
she kinda has a bad temper so don't mess with her feelings
Friend 1:Have you seen that girl?
Friend 2:A huh Damn! she is hot.
Friend 3:Must be a Lisa
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A ginger dwarf with a huge arse and a spastic walk. Lisa is a gobshite.
Man: Who's that ginger dwarf over there?
Woman: That's Lisa Kennett.
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To do a "Lisa" is the physical act of summoning my aeons, e.g, to gain physical pleasure from a vibrating videogame controller. The term is of unknown origin but is believed to have come from somewhere in Southern England.
"Only I can summon my aeons!"
"Mindy was getting horny last night, so she totally pulled a Lisa!"
"Oh, gross, I saw my mom doing a Lisa last night with my new copy of Final Fantasy X!"
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The name of a girl who is very beautiful and cute. She is nice and sweet person. She also caring about who she love. Moreover, she is cheerful. Always do jokes and make his friends laugh. She also smart. She is perfect girl in cuteness and have a kind heart in love. Many boys has crush on her.
boy 1: i think i fall in love with lisa
boy 2 : ouhh .. she is pretty
boy 1: herm yeah
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A girl that seems like at your first meeting you are her best friend, how sweet she is. She sucks you into her world of " poor victim to all her relationships" all along stabbing you behind her back. Saying the same awful things she says about others to you. Judging everything you say and do. If you are 100 percent on her side about everything she will do break your spirit.
Innocent chick: " I feel so sorry for Lisa, she seems to have it so hard, and her husband is such an jerk, and her friends never call her or understand her stresses, poor Lisa! "
Every X friend : " that Lisa selfish, but you keep her company while we hear her talk shit about you, thanks"
Don't be a Lisa, treat your friends with love and respect, except yourself and other for all that they are. If you can not then let them go and never speak an ill word of them again!
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A woman who can't write an interesting sentence (if she writes one at all). Someone who attaches herself to anything that can write an interesting sentence (see: barely) and worships them. An idol-worshiper, satisfied with taking a mountain of refuse and constructing gods. Possibly the most unattractive human being alive, if it were not always for her other half. A jealous, old, sad, chaos-inventing, mentally unstable hag. Unable to operate socially unless pitied... and that's easy.
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Usually found in her home town Red Deer Alberta. She loves to post half naked pictures of herself on Facebook. She cheats on her boyfriend (commonly referred to as Charles or Chuck) She may have nice hair and somewhat of a nice body, but everything is "decent" butterface! Most say she comes from the gorilla family and others say she just looks like one. Being apart of the monkey family she loves to ransack houses and show up where shes not wanted. And last but not least she likes to cheat on her boyfriend but in order not to get caught she tries to act innocent and say that guys make her do it.
Also known as big slut or bitch if you will.
lisa " hey guys lets get trafiaked"
Anne " boo you whore"
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