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the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...
girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.
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Locker speak is a language used by high schoolers to annoy their friends and to talk about inappropriate stuff without adults being aware. In locker speak, locker means penis and cheese means vagina. There are about 100 terms in locker speak and more are added every day through a seconding system that only certain people can use. A facebook page compiles all of the words (but the English translations aren't there--you have to figure them out yourself.)
"Is that a staple?"
"Yes. Is that locker speak?"
"Yes. Is that great?"
"I hate you."
"Can iiii locker grip teeth?"
"You need to get laid."
"Did you wake up this morning?"
"Yes..."
"Oh, I didn't know that you were gay!"
"Didn't you wake up?"
"No, but I did peel my potatoes..."
"I'm a srik. Are you a srik?"
"Yeah, I'm a shrik."
"You love Canada?"
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the act of two or more people fighting in a locker room each with a pair of hockey/lacrosse gloves and a lacrosse/hockey helmet.
Yo, i just heard that billy and bob locker boxed in the locker ailes. Apperantly, Billy won in the 3rd round
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To waste away your talents; to quit something very early without trying very hard
Tommy decided to build a treehouse, but after buying all the parts he pulled a Jake Locker and went inside to lay down.
Wear and tear that the daily use of books, binders, and backpacks receive from being shoved into lockers.
"Dude, my history book has some locker burn... half of the pages are missing!"
"I'm going to need a new backpack... look at this locker burn."
"Dude, look at all your stuff! You had a locker inferno with how much locker burn you are rockin'."
a door in which behind lies ones innards. In laymens terms a vagina.
Jim- Did you chill with that skank last night?
Bob- Yeah I shot my load in her gut locker.
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Room in which high school kids change for gym classes. Usually contain a large open area with benches to change, along with a number of lockers, urinals and showers.
These are usually very embarassing places to be, as everyone has to strip down in front of their friends, with no place for privacy. Expect tons of pantsing and insults about one's body.
Even worse are swim class locker rooms, in which full nudity is much more common, and the showers are more likely to be used. Avoid getting random boners at all costs!
Kyle dreaded entering the school locker room. He always felt so awkward stripping in front of the other kids.
The room consisted of a largely open space with three long benches down the middle. On either side of the room were a number of lockers, and on the back wall were the urinals. In a little hall stretching out from the urinals were the showers, which consisted of ten showerheads positioned above small drains in the floor.
Kyle placed his bag on the first bench and sat down, looking around as he took off his shoes. The other two benches were pretty crowded, and there was one guy with his shorts around his ankles, humping the bench. Some other kids were laughing as they pulled on their shirts, getting up to leave for the gym.
Kyle pulled off his shirt and balled it up, then headed for the lockers on the left side of the room. There were three guys standing by these lockers. Two were shirtless, while one was just in his plaid boxers. They were arguing over something, and the one in his plaids pushed another against the locker, screaming in his face.
Kyle opened a locker and threw his shirt in, then dropped his jeans and tossed them in too. He felt horribly exposed in his boxer briefs, and went back across the room to the urinals.
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