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Long Story Long

When you had ATTEMPTED to tell a short version of a story but you end up telling the entire story anyway. Or if you have gone far off of the original point, and want to summize the statement. Started in Virginia Beach, by Reitzel.

Long story long, I'll be over tomorrow

by MaddWopp February 5, 2022


long-on

Someone who hugs, touches or stays on one subject of a conversation umcomfortably long. Usually unaware they are doing so.

"Man, Josh hugged me forever, he was such a long-on!"

"Ew, a guy at McDonalds was a long-on, he held his hand around mine when I got my drink for maybe ten seconds."

"Amy talked about shoes forever, I didn't know she was a long-on!"

by Katesies_Pirate July 24, 2007

6👍 5👎


longs

shorts that go way past your knees and are 2 sizes too big. usually a belt is necessary

Dude, those longs are tight.

by blaketh May 19, 2004

5👍 4👎


Long

Corey

Corey is long

by Coreytookthelongway July 6, 2022


Long

Something that takes a long time and is annoying.

Sophie’s reply’s are so fucking long it pisses me off”

by Ay yo wys my g June 20, 2019


Long

When a person doesn’t do the easy and obvious thing, but instead chooses to be awkward and un-logical, e.g. Paul.

Boog: Hey Paul, you know you don’t ever get with any girls?!
Paul: Yeah…
Boog: Well I’m meeting Sarah on Saturday and she’s bringing all her fit friends out, do u fancy coming out to meet them?
Paul: Er…? Nah I’d prefer to stay in and play poker with all the men and badgers.
Boog: You are so long.

by Frowsey Murdoch February 2, 2007

11👍 15👎


long

To have a very long penis that can penetrate deeply.

Dang bro that shit is long!

by Hot smart asian April 5, 2016

8👍 10👎