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Lorna Piepers is a Old As woman that Is Def gonna die soon and is the mother of levi Charboner WHO IS UGLY ASF BOY IM REALLY BOUTTA GET PACKIN YO LIL WHTIE AHH WITH YO STICK BODY AHH..anways
YO Lorna piepers
SHAKE SUM ASS BITCH
There was a young lady from Leith
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath
but also has lesbian tendecies,
she likes to stare
does not take pride in her appearance
likes to be as fat and greasy as possible.
and sweaty.
eurgh look at that lorna, she should put it away, nobody wants to see that.
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The act of seeing how many nugs of faeces one can fit in their mouth without choking or swallowing. Often used as a substitute when you want to play fluffy bunny and there's no marshmallows available.
Do you fancy a game of dirty lorna tonight?
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To fall over when drunk mainly to get attention, lorna is a term offen associated with whore and ladette like behaviour and sexual diseases
''Oh my god i went to the doctor and they said i have caught a lorna (STD)''
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to argue against a point while proving that point at the same time
Stuart "You all really need to turn autocorrect off. Having a slightly misspelled word is still easier to understand than having a completely wrong word."
Lorna; "No way, sometimes the results are EPIPENIS"
this is known as Pull a Lorna
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Lorna Webb is the funniest and weirdest person you will ever meet, even if you were convinced there was no one weirder than you. She will make you laugh till you chest aches with her expert dance moves, of which she will bust anytime anywhere. She has the ability to light up a room in a second and make you smile till your cheeks hurt. She is an amazing artist and is really really pretty even if she won't admit it. You can always rely on her to be there when you need her and to make you day just that bit brighter. She is never afraid to make her opinion heard and is a wonderful loyal friend. If you ever come across a lorna keep her forever! I don't know what I'd do without mine!
Lorna Webb is so funny
Yeah ikr