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What a metrosexual does when applying lotion.
"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"
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When you cum on a chick and rub it into her skin instead of cleaning it up.
"I was too lazy to get up after fuckin her so I used the lotion on that bitch!"
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The act of rubbing sexual body fluids into your hands due to lack of a better place to whipe off or clean off.
Bro 1 - " Yo bro! " - goes in for handshake -
Bro 2 - " .. Oh hey man yo let me lotionize real quick .. "
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the act of putting lotion on one's "privates" (FC) once they shave it.
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mullets, suit jackets and ripped jeans, usually go's to toni and guy for an obscure 80's haircut.
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another word for semen
"What u doin?"
"makin some lotion ;)"
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Good; commendable; highly worthy of praise
"Look at that basket? Isn't it precious?"
"Yes, it's lotion."
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