Lotionize

The act of rubbing sexual body fluids into your hands due to lack of a better place to whipe off or clean off.

Bro 1 - " Yo bro! " - goes in for handshake -
Bro 2 - " .. Oh hey man yo let me lotionize real quick .. "

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lotionize

the act of putting lotion on one's "privates" (FC) once they shave it.

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lotion

mullets, suit jackets and ripped jeans, usually go's to toni and guy for an obscure 80's haircut.

david beckham

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lotion

another word for semen

"What u doin?"
"makin some lotion ;)"

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lotion

Good; commendable; highly worthy of praise

"Look at that basket? Isn't it precious?"

"Yes, it's lotion."

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Lotion

Something we use to jerk o- i mean some thick liquid used for your skin if your skin is ashy. But the boys use it more for stuff

Honey, wheres the lotion?

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lotionize

the act of putting lotion on.

I'm about to lotionize the crap out of my legs.

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