Random
Source Code

Laundry Day Lotto

The act of finding money in articles of clothing while preparing for laundry, Usually left there unknowingly because of drunken gallivanting.

I was getting my clothes ready to wash and hit the Laundry Day Lotto.

by KingD12 March 26, 2012


Grand Theft Lotto

A small branch of Americo Online that does nothing and is just there for the hell of it. And when GTL actually gets something done, it's not usually noticed anyway.

No, I didn't say Grand Theft Auto, I said Grand Theft Lotto, you fucktard.

by Americo August 18, 2004


Living the life of a lotto winner

Enjoying all the benefits of wealth without doing any work, usually because of the generosity of parents.

She: Wow, that guy is lucky: he's unemployed and living with his parents in their mansion, his mother is a great cook, he has the use of his father's Mini Cooper, and spends most of his time swimming, playing golf, and, generally, anything that he wants to do.
He: Yeah, he's living the life of a lotto winner.

by ring-tailed roarer May 30, 2009


just hit tha lotto

A true winner. One in a million.

Feels like I just hit tha lotto!

by Good Pockets March 13, 2017


i just hit the lotto

I just hit the lotto means person. Stating I just fucked a person.

I just hit the lotto with Baekhyun.

by LottoBitches December 30, 2016


Lotto Roach

A person typically older woman doused in perfume, or large man, who walks up to the cashier many times during busy hours, normally at a gas station and rudely throws a handful (10 or more) unscratched barcode lotto tickets to be checked. Usually with the ratio of 1 out of 10 cards being a $1-$5 winner.

If I get another Lotto Roach during shift change I'll lose my sh#t!

by HalloweenDJdude May 08, 2021


Litigation Lotto

The practice of suing for large sums of money over what is usually a trivial action in an attempt to get rich, and possibly retire.

She engaged in litigation lotto by suing the tobacco company for 25 million dollars over her child's birth defect, claiming they didn't adequately warn her about the dangers of smoking.

by Mockingbird13 July 05, 2011