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Laundry Day Lotto

The act of finding money in articles of clothing while preparing for laundry, Usually left there unknowingly because of drunken gallivanting.

I was getting my clothes ready to wash and hit the Laundry Day Lotto.

by KingD12 March 26, 2012

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Grand Theft Lotto

A small branch of Americo Online that does nothing and is just there for the hell of it. And when GTL actually gets something done, it's not usually noticed anyway.

No, I didn't say Grand Theft Auto, I said Grand Theft Lotto, you fucktard.

by Americo August 18, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Living the life of a lotto winner

Enjoying all the benefits of wealth without doing any work, usually because of the generosity of parents.

She: Wow, that guy is lucky: he's unemployed and living with his parents in their mansion, his mother is a great cook, he has the use of his father's Mini Cooper, and spends most of his time swimming, playing golf, and, generally, anything that he wants to do.
He: Yeah, he's living the life of a lotto winner.

by ring-tailed roarer May 30, 2009

50๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


just hit tha lotto

A true winner. One in a million.

Feels like I just hit tha lotto!

by Good Pockets March 13, 2017


i just hit the lotto

I just hit the lotto means person. Stating I just fucked a person.

I just hit the lotto with Baekhyun.

by LottoBitches December 30, 2016

15๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


LOTTO padlock

A key-operated safety-device to secure a gaming-ticket-printing/processing machine while maintenance is being performed.

I don't approve of gambling in any form or in associating with it in any way, so I would not ever have a need for a LOTTO padlock, since I would always refuse to even assemble or repair a machine that was used in any facet of game-of-chance operations.

by QuacksO March 30, 2020


Lotto Roach

A person typically older woman doused in perfume, or large man, who walks up to the cashier many times during busy hours, normally at a gas station and rudely throws a handful (10 or more) unscratched barcode lotto tickets to be checked. Usually with the ratio of 1 out of 10 cards being a $1-$5 winner.

If I get another Lotto Roach during shift change I'll lose my sh#t!

by HalloweenDJdude May 8, 2021