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Do you love me?

The question a jealous boyfriend or girlfriend asks you. The answer is usually no, but you say yes and go fuck someone else behind their back.

boyfriend: Do you love me?
Girlfriend: yeah of course...

girlfriend:hey, my boyfriend left to buy groceries. Come here, now.
random guy(not boyfriend): I'll be right there hottie

by Mari the diva December 23, 2017

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


love me some pie

Dean Winchester's saying. If you touch his pie, he will end you.

"Love me some pie"

by Sherlockjohn221b221 January 24, 2018

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Does Pi Love Me?

When you are mathematically tickled why you have been experiencing an aha! on or about the number ฯ€ pretty frequently recentlyโ€”for no logical or valid reasons, it is as if pi seems to be infatuated with you.

Besides coming up with a few sexy proofs on some pi-related theorems, I spotted my birthdate and my cellphone number 31,415 digits apart among the first ten thousand digits in the decimal number pi. Sounds like a sign from on high that makes me wonder: โ€œDoes Pi love me?โ€

by Numerati November 6, 2023

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


gay bitches love me

the word gay bitches love me is from a greek mytholgy. the word means sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen.sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen.sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen.sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen.sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen.sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina

gay bitches love me

by daddy harder im strieght December 1, 2022


yk you love me

The most attractive thing a guy can say to you

Person one: I hate you
Guy 1: Iโ€™m sowwwwy ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ whyyyy
Person one: *leaves on opened*
Person one again: I hate you
Guy 2: yk you love me ๐Ÿ˜
Person one: I want to have your babies

by A simp for george April 7, 2021

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Love me out loud

When you not scared to share your love for someone. youโ€™re proud of who youโ€™re with and you want the world to know how lucky you are and you brag about this person to anyone who would listen. you donโ€™t care about what people think and you just want to love this person.

Until a guy is ready to love me out loud, I will keep my distance.

by daddy rosala December 26, 2022

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


the nurse who loved me

You got the storyline right but the author wrong you fucking prick, This song is originally off of Failure's 1996 release of Fantastic Planet, So stfu you fucking APC fan boy

Say hello to the rugs topography

by blastedXhole November 24, 2004

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