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A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."
“Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”
Random Person: “Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”
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A boy that my friend is hopeless in love with. He may be a pain in the butt sometimes, but I'm sure she'll fix him. He enjoys teasing her from time to time, though she does not notice it. they are clearly made for each other but they don't wanna admit it. They will probably not end up together because they are both incredibly oblivious of their mutual love.
Lover boi totally likes you!
Did you see the way lover boi looked at you?
smexy- hot
lover- cute
boy- boy
hey smexy lover boy i made you a sandwitch
The night about age eight a boy gets a pussy cut into him by a eight foot cop
Boy lovers fuck with knives it hurts worse than salt in the eyes and leaves goo in your ass