A couple that is extremely toxic for each other. Both are Pisces and butt heads often. But no matter what happens to separate them, they always end up back together.
Lyle and rachel come in like a tornado every time they are together.
When you convince your wife to let you build a chicken coop that The only purpose is to wear a chicken suit and choke your own chicken with a chicken egg up your ass.
When you visit the farm don't forget to pull a dirty Lyle
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American Bad Ass, and engineer of melodic kickassery.
He was too Lyle Lovett for the bar.
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A small ass town in Minnesota, Where theres nothing to do. Its close to Austin MN, which is really ghetto, yet a hell of a lot better then Lyle.
Storm: Hey Hanna, wanna come to Lyle mn and hangout at my house?
Hanna: Sure! but what are we going to do?
Storm: same thing we always do, Sit on my porch and draw with crayons!
Hanna: ...
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Lyle Collodi, a โtallโ man with pale skin. And he probably gay-
Protagonist x Lyle collodi supremacy
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a character played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the movie "Manic".Lyle is a teen whose sent to a physicart hospital.He beat a classmate nearly to death with a baseball bat.He befriends other teens in the hospital.
Lyle Jensen:"I promise i would never hurt you."
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An extremely ugly motherfucker, of the Texas variety. Has a excellent singing voice, but looking at him will want to make you poke your eyes out with hot nails.
Lyle Lovett was married to Julia Roberts. Why you ask? Obviously not for his looks.... he must be well endowed.
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