Lyndon

The best father ever. He's also the best partner you could ever come across. He's a good friend, son, father, brother, cousin, uncle, husband, mentor, boss, godfather, he's just the best. He's caring, selfless and honestly one of the best people you could ever meet. His smile can light up a whole room and his laugh will surely have you laughing with him. He's loving, caring, respectful and you just can't seem to thank him enough for everything he has done for you. Lyndon is the best.

Girl 1:Look at the man. He's such a good father.

Girl 2:Obviously, his name is Lyndon.
Girl 1:Omg! Lyndon? As in the best father ever??
Girl 2: Yep! That's him!

Lyndon

On April 26th everyone named Lyndon can skip anything like work or school

I skipped school on April 26th because my name is Lyndon

Lyndon

The definition of a sex Lord. Lyndon has the fattest cock known to man at 35 inches in girth and 72 inches in length. Every woman that sees Lyndon instantly becomes drenched and flocks to him.

Boy 1: Yo where did my girl go?
Boy 2: oh she’s just over there with Lyndon
Boy 1: understandable