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One sexy bitch from the heart of the riverina
One ranga with tude
Day ummmm it's sophie Lyons
An up and coming actor, Jim Lyons has it all appering in many hit television shows such as ABC'S LOST. Mr. Lyons is known for his charming good looks ans his will to please. He can normally be found relaxing on his large yaght, river fishing or kickin back in one of his four Italian Sports cars. Heres a name to watch out for!
If Jim Lyons ever signs a check, don't cash it, because his signature is no doubt worth more than that check.
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An extremely white town filled with racists rednecks. Just the mere mention of Detroit fills the residents with fear. Main points of interest include a faggety little parade during Pumpkinfest, a shoddy little museum where the train used to run through. 2 high schools which are of vastly different qualities one having walls you can break through, the other recently built has plasma tvs and overall better facilities.
The one main actual amazing part of South Lyon is the South Lyon Hotel, originally a hotel it is now a kick-ass restaurant all but dedicated to its late manager Paul Baker.
All in all a place you cruise by on the Highway.
Between Mt.Brighton and Walmart (New Hudson) lays the terrible land know as South Lyon!
Ex. Confederate flags are flown in South Lyon despite few people in it knowing what century the Civil War took place.
Ex.Person 1: You want to go to South Lyon?
Person 2:As much as I'd like a nail through my skull.
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"The Man" from Afro-Amertican Mythology, he represents all that is Whait and wrong with the urban environment.
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To do a Demitry Lyons is to hide your identaty, hug childeren and watch vidios of adolecence in public and to commit to a dry humping three way in highly populated areas.
Did you see Demitry Lyons in McDonalds with them kids earlyer?!
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South Lyon, also called the dirty SL, is the whitest city in michigan. The mere mention of any religion other than christianity will have you exiled into the wastelands (any city with an ethnically diverse population). Millennium Middle School is filled with fat trailer park kids who smoke weed they get from a “dealer” which is really their parents. Centennial Middle School is filled with pretentious, rich white boys who do anything with no repercussions because their families have so much social “power”. These kids say nigga on a daily basis and will do anything to get attention. South Lyon East is the better high school by a mile. South Lyon is older than a dementia-ridden grandma’s vagina. The shitass pumpkinfest is a facebook mom’s garden of eden. The sports teams suck shit, so terrible the athletes have to take tren. People fly confederate flags and trump flags all over the place. The teenage boys have “their own” political opinions they were fed by their parents but are really fags so deep in the closet they jerk off to pictures of their cousins. This town is full of KKK members who lynch black people in abandoned houses because unfortunately for them it’s illegal.
Person 1: Where you live? I’m from Southfield
Person 2: Damn nigga you lucky, I’m stuck in South Lyon
Person 1: Mane I’m sorry bout that, but I can’t talk to someone from the dirty SL
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Albert Lyons or Mr Lyons, is a very nice man with a mustache who teaches Science. If you see him obey him and actually listen to him in class or I'll find you and ask you to stop being mean to him very nicely because I'm not the aggressive type :)
The boy wasn't as smart as Albert Lyons; Oh no, Mr Albert Lyons, he is on his phone again.