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this is a greeting.....that is used when you are greeting a slut.
When a whore walks in a room you say awhore matie to let every one know a whore has entered the room.
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A bald kid that jacks off and eats his own cum also see cum dumpster. this is allso called Matising it.he is also someone into really really really really big girls.
that guy just fucked that really really really fat chick then eat his own cum. he is totaly "Jake Matis" ing it
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a group of few fuckers that want to be exactly the same like one of my best friend. they're acting like him, wearin similar clothes, two of them even got a hairstyle like he has. every "wannabe Matys" almost admires him, but he hates this act of copin his own style. they're also suckin to him every moment and it's so pathetic. he's always gettin fuckin angry when they're doin such things.
1) wanna-be Matys nr.2: hey, Matys, wouldn't be great if we all buy this same shirt and then wear it in the sql?
my friend: fuck off, ya mothetfuckin wannabe!
2) plumber: look Mateo, I've bought you flowers, I love you, I don’t want to be like you, I wannabe Matys, I WANT TO BE YOU!!
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Salti Mati is Is a term to describe a character who always seems to get constantly disrespected Like. Salti Mati could have a way to make a car fly but nobody would care because you know. Fuck that guy. But if somebody else would say it then it would be a game changer. Salti Mati is also a small lad. So if he would go to a drive through They would give him a complementary Happy meal with a juice box and a toy. Along side with his purchased junior kids burger and small drink. He’s also 18. Every time him and some buddies would go to a restaurant the host would often ask his buddies for a high chair for the little one. Even in school. Everybody can be standing. Salti Mati would be told to go to his seat and be reminded that it is not social hour. While everybody else gets to stand moral of the story is. Salti Mati is very disrespected
Your get so much disrespect like. Salti Mati
A Delta Gama at Unuversity of Montana; A Disney princess whose ass does not quit! #wifematerial #smartsndbesutiful
Dude 1: did you see Mati Hendrickson yesterday?
Dude 2: she's perfect! I heard dude 3 might wife that up, if he doesn't go for it, I'm going to try
Dude 3: fair enough
When she squirts so high in the air it looks like a water fountain
Man 1: dude, last night she did a dirty mati
Man 2: really, damn she must’ve enjoyed you